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  • citizen:

    it's a bird!

  • citizen:

    it's a plane!

  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*

  • superman:

    it's a metaphor

letloosethekraken:

midget-therapy:

WHY is Walken in the BACK? 

Because he doesn’t like to be Walken in front of everyone.

letloosethekraken:

midget-therapy:

WHY is Walken in the BACK? 

Because he doesn’t like to be Walken in front of everyone.

doitsu-no-kyojin:

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

MY DOG ACTUALLY DID THAT ONCE AND MY MOM HAD TO SEND A NOTE TO THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T BELIEVE ME

doitsu-no-kyojin:

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

MY DOG ACTUALLY DID THAT ONCE AND MY MOM HAD TO SEND A NOTE TO THE SCHOOL BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T BELIEVE ME

eyesofwitt:

kazcun67:

Jim & Reese in his black jacket that keeps on ticking from 2011 through 2014

I gonna go out on a limb here, I think Jim and Reese BOTH like this jacket….

(Washington Husky Football game 4/19/14, POI SE114, Blue Code, De La Salle High School Championship Football Game 12/15/12, POI SE314 4C and POI SE120 Matsya Nyaya)

Think that’s a safe bet, wonder if that’s his son Bo with him?

I believe so. He’s a cutie.

When I was like 13 I peed my pants in the seventh grade. I’ve not peed my pants, but I peed when I was sleeping. I wet the bed and then I just thought: ‘Who wets the bed when you’re thirteen?’. And so I couldn’t wait to get to school and tell everybody.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.