1018. Muggleborns who are obsessed with cooking shows start a secret cooking club where they sneak into the kitchen and get culinary lessons from the House Elves. They are pleased to find that cooking is much easier with magic.
I’m trying to imagine Gordon Ramsey screaming at a group of Slytherins for using newts or dragons tongue instead of shrimp or basil and that a wand is not a suitable spoon to mix the sauce
anyone without a fireplace as a kid can relate to how horrific it was watching santa liquify and slowly ooze through heating vents
ALL OF THIS.
this is wonderful except kinda the gawking one,since men arent usually physically scared of women? so there’s less of a fear thing attached? but yeah objectification sucks so don’t do it anyway
^^ you are the problem fucktard.
Men aren’t usually afraid of women, but they are afraid of what there friends and others would think if they found out they got sexually assaulted by a woman while he was inebriated. So they pass it off as, I scored last night
Go fuck yourself.
Dollar Pizza (2013)
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