are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
Fangirl Challenge ♣ [2/5] Casts (+ bonus crew): The Dark Knight Rises.
« Featuring the DC Comics character Batman, the film is the final installment in Nolan’s Batman film trilogy, and it is the sequel to Batman Begins (2005) and The Dark Knight (2008). Christian Bale reprises the lead role of Bruce Wayne/Batman, with a returning cast of his allies: Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth, Gary Oldman as James Gordon, and Morgan Freeman as Lucius Fox. The film introduces Selina Kyle (Anne Hathaway), a sly, morally-ambiguous cat burglar, and Bane (Tom Hardy), a mercenary bent on destroying Gotham City. … »
Bo Burnham on The Pete Holmes Show - 3/5/14
In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.
no you don’t understand we actually do say that
i crashed my car into a bridge
THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME
this was the greatest movie ever and nothing you say can change that